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   You glared at a table of people situated across the room.You aren't exactly popular in your school,but most of your fellow students know who you are.You didn't hang out with most of the popular crowd,but you had a few friends who were in it.But a lot of people found you strange,and stayed away from you.Why?
  Well,there are a number of reasons.
 You were violent.
 You hated a lot of people.
 You were very judgmental.
 You loved horror.
 And you hated candy.

 You hated the way it would stick in your teeth,leaving you to pick the stray chunks and pieces.The mess some of them would make,especially if they left stains.And you just plain didn't like sweets.

  Getting back to the situation at hand,you glared at the people at the other side of the room.They were none other than the popular girls.
Well,the annoying popular girls.
 The kind that wear too much make up,slutty clothing,annoying voices,low intelligence...yeah.That kind.
  They were saying something about pulling another cruel prank on your friend, [f/n].They were too stupid to not say it in their loud voices,so you easily overheard them.

  You growled,clenching your fists.Your other friend, [s/f/n] noticed and put a hand on your shoulder,calming you down a bit."I can watch over [f/n] if you want [y/n]."he/she said.You held your head in your hands,nodding."Yes please."
Your friend gave you a slight smile,removing their hand from your shoulder.

  You let out a sigh,pulling out your knife.
 "Jesus Christ.I wanna kill them so bad."you said,your head on the table.
Your friend looked at you and noticed the knife.
  "Oh my God,[y/n]!How many times have I told you not to bring a knife to school?!"
  "Six this month."
  "You counted?!"
Your friend gave a look,and you just looked at him/her with a poker face.
 "Hi guys!"
Your heads snapped up to see your friend.The one the popular girls were gonna prank.
 You put a protective arm around her,putting her beside the two of you.

 Your two friends started chatting,leaving you to daydream about your interests.
You looked up to see your friend,a slightly annoyed look on her face.
She handed you the thing that you least wanted to see that very moment.
 A giant pink lollipop.
What a coincidence that you were just listing down all the reasons why you hate candy.
Your face contorted to one of anger,pushing the pink monstrosity off the table.
 "[Y/N]!What the hell?!"

You stood up,hands on the table."You should know by now that I don't eat candy."you grumbled,walking away and crushing the lollipop under your foot as you did so.

Little did you know that there was a pair of eyes watching you from the window.

--time skip brought to you by a dancing Slendy--

You sat down on a park bench,picking lollipop bits off the bottom of your shoe with a stick.
It was already past midnight and you were still out.
You had already calmed down,regretting what you did.Sure,you were in a bad mood.And you had a lot of things stressing you out at the moment.But you didn't have to destroy your friend's gift for you right in front of her.

Holding your head in your hands,your eyes widened in surprise when you heard something move behind you.
When you looked back,you didn't see nothing out of the ordinary.Letting out a sigh,you turned back around.But then you came face to face with a clown.A black and white clown.

"WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLLL?!?!"you yelled,falling backwards.
The clown just laughed at you.
"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!"you screamed,pointing a finger at him.

He laughed some more before answering you.
"You can call me Laughing Jack~"
You could only stare at him,wondering whether you should run,or stay.
 You chose to stay.

  "Why don't you like candy?"he asked you.Your eyes widened.How the hell did he know you didn't like candy?!
 "H-How do you--"
 "I stalked you today~"

 You shuddered.You were happy that you sprint do anything too embarrassing today.But still.Stalking.HE STALKED YOU.AND THAT AIN'T COOL.

 You were about to yell at him,when he shoved a small piece of candy in your face."Eat it."he said bluntly,a small laugh at the end.You glared at him."There's no way Im eating this-"you were interrupted with his lips on yours.
  Your face turned a dark shade of red,your eyes wide.
His hands were on your arms,holding you in place.You would've pulled away,but he was holding you,and he tasted really sweet.
You hadn't eaten candy in an extremely long time,and you forgot just how good it actually tasted.
The kiss finally ended,mostly because of your need for air.

"See?That wasn't too bad,now was it?"he asked in a cheerful tone.You slowly nodded,your face still red.He turned around,walking away."I hope our going to eat candy more often,[y/n]~"

  Oh you were gonna eat candy a lot more alright....

I know I'm not that good at writing,but I promised :iconyandere-vippaloid-09: that I would write this thing.
Sorry for the sucky one shot.

Laughing Jack (c) :iconsnuffbomb:
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DaringDash20 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
ME:*reads story*Why the heck do you taste like candy
L.J: Wanna find out
ME: well not exact-*gets cut off by a kiss from L.J.*
L.J: *Stops kiss*
ME:Icon - 019 Oliver (Nosebleed) Icon - 019 Oliver (Nosebleed) Icon - 019 Oliver (Nosebleed) Icon - 019 Oliver (Nosebleed) 
moustache1719 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I bring knifes to school... my friends yell at me
sonnythekitten123 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
im alike wow lj but ur a great writer
mokasparda Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014
hahahahaah it has been years since I ate a single candy!
JINX991 Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
me: nice nice cant wait for the next part *reads part that says "oneshot"* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*breath*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO see this is why i hate oneshots *cries in the corner of doom*
jessylover13 Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2014   Artist
I love candy. also when you do laughing jack speaking try to capitalize every other letter. that's how he talks and writes
Planabcdefg360 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2014
If he stalked me I would a said "Cool!!! how did I not notice!!!!???????!!" You gotta teach Meh and give meh candy...........I want candy now....but I don't have any. T.T wwwwwhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyy what's wrong with this cruel world!!!!??????!!!!
Follow-the-Blood Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014  Hobbyist Interface Designer
pfft, i honestly dont like candy, but if my friend were to offer me a piece, and i were to deny it, my friend would be sooo sad, so even though my friend knows i hate candy, she offers me candy like every month or so, but i hate it when she does 
Grand-Highboob Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I need a part two plz
creepmcpasta Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Lolz dancing slendy
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